I am so sick of investing myself emotionally in this relationship when you make it so painfully obvious that you don’t care.
nothisiscarlie: “Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’” #this is why the books are better
Hannibal fans currently waiting for series...
whyldthang: Lacrymosa on this week’s episode of Hannibal. I see you Bryan Fuller, tugging on my heart strings.
If this show doesn’t win awards for perfect makeup and effects, then I might cry. A lot.
lastofthetimeladies: OKAY CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW AMAZING AND EMOTIONAL A MOVIE BROTHER BEAR IS
lastofthetimeladies: i’m pleased that no one on my dash has posted any finale spoilers! bless you all and your current and/or future children for generations to come you wonderful human beings
ironelk: Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom: Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to. Is it any good?? It’s okay.
boltsyghost: m-azing: girljanitor: defira85: ouyangdan: sanityscraps: imnotamisandristbut: I’m not a misandrist but if a man plays video games then he should just expect to get messages asking him to show pics of his dick. Everyone knows video games are for women. Perfection. Show us your junk or fucking get back outside and finish mowing the lawn, who even let you in the...
dionthesocialist: Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
thedefenderoftheearth: watch doctor who, they said it’ll be fun, they said why are you crying, they said oh my god please stop making that noise, they said
earthwormjesus: stabla: when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him...
oh my fucking god it's called a meme you assholes:... →
the-vashta-nerada: 1) think back to high school when you thought you’d be worthwhile at this age (HA HA) 2) why are you wearing everything in camouflage I can still see you 3) put down that guitar please put down that acoustic please oh god no stop 4) it’s really cute that you…
Will you do the fandango?: BROADWAY SHOWS ON... →
callmehaley: Because my last masterpost got deleted, I’m remaking it since I know a lot of people had it liked and it will no longer show up for them. These are Broadway shows (and related things) that can be found fully on YouTube (there are more added than in the previous post). Continue…
Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'
keepfitstayfab: Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. that’s damn good advice
rufflebutts: shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything...
lastofthetimeladies: p.s. if you’re not a fan of mae whitman then you SHOULD BE because she’s a phenomenal actor. she’s been in scott pilgrim, the perks of being a wallflower, arrested development, and parenthood. she also voiced katara on avatar: the last airbender. she also knows how to sing and she’s short and adorable and body positive and is a fan of john green (she was in the running to...