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Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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"You will remember me for centuries" - "Centuries" by Fall Out Boy

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onemoredaytoanewbeginning:

If you don’t think Sondheim is hardcore you should consider that he managed to write an eight-minutes song filled with nothing but cannibal puns

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goodbye-friends-of-hagrid:

enough with the sharing of articles please just tell me about your day about your life what are you up to did you pet any dogs today

diogeneshulk:

turtletotem:

I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.

This. This is that moment.

Whoever made this? Thank you; a million times thank you.

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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Nothing ruins your Friday more than realizing it’s Wednesday. — (via justeverythingprettymuch)

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brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

I’d like to think that ELECTRONICS DON’T WORK INSIDE THE CASTLE. READ HOGWARTS A HISTORY.

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